"You see, a friend of ours is going to jail and we are throwing a party" (5 months, white collar crime, we asked...).
I wouldn't make this up. I swear.
That just goes to prove you can throw a party for any occasion.
The coup de grace on this cake? A file (made from fondant) sticking out the top...for good luck.
I realize this is April Fools Day, but this is not a joke!