It's your birthday.
Shouldn't your cake be inspired by the very civilizations you spend so much time reading about?
And looking at this cake, the average person might be thinking "it doesn't look like that... there should only be half a cake." After all, the Roman Colosseum is an ancient RUIN, right?
If you were a classical studies major, you'd want the real colosseum. The way it looked in *well* classical Roman times.
And so of course you would know to call Mary's Cakes & Pastries in Northport, Alabama.
Because the folks at Mary's would know exactly what type of cake you were looking for.