Classical Cakes

You're majoring in classical studies.

It's your birthday.

Shouldn't your cake be inspired by the very civilizations you spend so much time reading about?

Of course it should.

And looking at this cake, the average person might be thinking "it doesn't look like that... there should only be half a cake." After all, the Roman Colosseum is an ancient RUIN, right?

But no.

If you were a classical studies major, you'd want the real colosseum. The way it looked in *well* classical Roman times.

Which means you'd also want it to be as realistic as possible, that is with the floor covered in blood and body parts.

And so of course you would know to call Mary's Cakes & Pastries in Northport, Alabama.

Because the folks at Mary's would know exactly what type of cake you were looking for.